Please Tell Me This is One Big Joke

According to USAtoday, Hillary Clinton has announced her launch for the 2016 presidential race. She created a short video to win the hearts of "everyday" Americans and claimed she would "strengthen the economy." Wow, it is not like Americans have heard that one before. She tries to build people up by saying "Americans have fought their way back from tough economic times, but the deck is still stacked in favor of those at the top." How easily we forget that she is one of those people who is at the top. Do people really think she is going to get rid of her fortune by helping "the little guy?" Lest we forget, she promised jobs for upstate NY when she was senator, but just the opposite happened. How can a woman that failed to keep her promise, actually completing the exact opposite action as wished, provide careers for an entire country? If the saying "history is bound to repeat itself" is true, then her presidency would strike doom for jobs across this great country. Republican candidates have begun pointing out Hillary Clinton's mistakes to the masses. Now, while Democrats would most likely state that this is a terrible and evil thing to do, but Mrs. Clinton has a very long list of terrible and evil things that she has done. Besides the things I have previously mentioned, there is not a single doubt in my mind that Hillary Clinton would attempt to reinstate the 1994 Clinton Assault Weapons Ban. For those who are either too young to know what the ban did or just did not care before this moment, the basic idea of the Clinton Assault Weapons Ban is that all "assault weapons" would be required to have no more than a 10-round magazine, no bayonet lug, a collapsible stock would need to be pinned in place, and flash-hiders were required to be pinned and welded to the end of the barrel. For any anti-gunner, this may seem like the ultimate gun control bill. However, for anyone who is sane, they would realize that this is just another nonsensical gun control bill that limits the law-abiding citizens ability to defend him or herself. Limiting a magazine's capacity just allows the criminals to shoot at the citizens more because a criminal is not going to use 10-round magazines, they are going to stick with 30-round ones. Plus, what is no bayonet lug going to do, stop all of those drive-by bayonetings? All a criminal needs to do is duct tape a knife onto the end of a rifle or just carry one on their side. That kind of negates the whole ban. Pinning a stock in place has no effect on the firearm's ability to shoot, so that is just idiotic gun legislature. A flash-hider being welded in place does not stop a firearm from being shot either. All that does is not allow someone to put on a different, more preferable flash-hider or muzzle brake. All the Clinton Assault Weapon Ban did was ban cosmetic features of "assault weapons" and limit the magazine capacity, which in effect limited the law-abiding citizens' ability to protect themselves from criminals. I am sure that many anti-gunners will disagree with me, but the truth is that once the ban ended in 2004, the murder rate dropped 3.6% nationwide. Hillary Clinton has made numerous mistakes in the past and is sure to make many more is she elected into presidency. Please follow me and do not vote for her if she becomes a presidential candidate. She has no place in the White House and she will surely run this country into the ground.

This is exactly what was done wrong by the Clintons in 1994 and
what Hilary Clinton would most likely attempt to reintroduce.